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Sometimes it's hard being a boxcow...
Let's just hope Burger King doesn't join forces with UPS.
Created on 2008-03-21 21:08:04 (#15203138), last updated 2009-05-21
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Basic Info| Name: | boxcow |
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BioHi foolish mortals, other creatures, and GO AWAY SCAWY VAMPIRES! This is about me... not you... me... not you.
I am a BoxCow.
It all started in the summer of 2007. I awoke one day to find myself with an udder. So I was a cow. On this very website, I was a proud cow and let everyone know my species. One day, while talking to some goths, I was bit by a werewolf. So I was a werecow. Then, one day, while talking with a friend, they informed me that wolves are actually boxes! But boxes are not wolves. It's very complex. Anyway, so I realized that I was in fact a BOXCOW! YAY!!!
I do not enjoy perverts, red meat, fish, and vampires. (they scawy)
My word is meffle. Meffle means waffle. It means this because whenever I say meffle a lot people would say to stop saying waffle. I don't get it either.
Don't eat me. Please. Don't. Really. I do not enjoy being eaten. I know, you wouldn't think I'd feel like that but I do. So leave me alone. if you were going to eat me. Ok? Ok.
*starts singing* My eyebrows, are over my eyes, and on my forehead, and under my hair... usually. My eyebrows, are over my eyes, and on my forehead, and under my hair... usually. My eyebrows, are over my eyes, and on my forehead, and under my hair... usually.......
I am a BoxCow.
It all started in the summer of 2007. I awoke one day to find myself with an udder. So I was a cow. On this very website, I was a proud cow and let everyone know my species. One day, while talking to some goths, I was bit by a werewolf. So I was a werecow. Then, one day, while talking with a friend, they informed me that wolves are actually boxes! But boxes are not wolves. It's very complex. Anyway, so I realized that I was in fact a BOXCOW! YAY!!!
I do not enjoy perverts, red meat, fish, and vampires. (they scawy)
My word is meffle. Meffle means waffle. It means this because whenever I say meffle a lot people would say to stop saying waffle. I don't get it either.
Don't eat me. Please. Don't. Really. I do not enjoy being eaten. I know, you wouldn't think I'd feel like that but I do. So leave me alone. if you were going to eat me. Ok? Ok.
*starts singing* My eyebrows, are over my eyes, and on my forehead, and under my hair... usually. My eyebrows, are over my eyes, and on my forehead, and under my hair... usually. My eyebrows, are over my eyes, and on my forehead, and under my hair... usually.......
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adult swim, afro samurai, anime, artemis fowl, beatles, being a box, being a boxcow, being a cow, bleach, capybaras, cats, cats with fangs, dead like me, fido, freaks and geeks, friends, gaara, gaia online, hummus, ice cream, internet slang, little miss sunshine, lolling, lost skeleton of cadavra, lpp, many vegan things, meffle, moby, money, moolah, napoleon dynamite, naruto, not vampires, octopus, pokemon, rocky horror, sherbet, slightly disturbing things, weeds, wii
Schools:
Montclair Elementary School - Atlanta, GA (1999 - 2006)Sequoyah Middle School - Doraville, GA (2006 - 2007)
Chamblee Middle School - Atlanta, GA (2007 - present)
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